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The illegitimate child of a mallard and a beaver. Cast from society, bluegrass was the only place he belonged.

Bears are all business. They know that snatching salmon as they swim upstream is the best way to impress a client.

“I am a greaser. I am a delinquent and a hood. I blacken the name of our fair city. I beat up people. I rob people for gas money for my scooter.”

“My name is Norm, my demanding boss is always pushing me for more numbers numbers numbers, my nagging wife doesn’t respect me and my bratty kids don’t listen to a word I say. Today is the day that I snap…”

Heels aren’t just for chicks. A cross-dressing rooster just wants to strut his stuff, he doesn’t care how many hearts he breaks. Get on your highest of heels and rock out with this rooster.

He doesn’t climb mountains. He doesn’t box with strangers. He doesn’t even drink beer. He hasn’t left his leather chair in a week, but when he did it was to find another erotic novel. This is the least interesting anteater in the world.
